3月15日（土）公開。
主演の名犬ソックス、ドッグトレーナーの宮忠臣さん、福岡スペシャルサポーターのコンバット満さんが会見を行なった。
宮さんは『ハチ公物語』『南極物語』『仔鹿物語』『クイール』『子ぎつねヘレン』などを手がけてきた、伝説的ドッグトレーナー。その宮さんの長い経験のなかでも、本作は特別だった。「大きなアクションや芸をさせるわけでもなく、ただ自然な動きを、というのが難しかったですね。教えてできることではありませんから。でも、このコはすごいコで、台本に"アクビをする"って書いてあるシーンで本当にアクビをして一発OK出しちゃったのには驚きましたよ（笑）」
コンバット満さんは大の犬好きで、それを察知したのか、ソックスは初対面の満さんに甘えっぱなし。満さんが撫でるのをやめると、「もっと～」と満さんの手を口でツンツン。なんともかわいいしぐさに記者一同癒されまくりでした！
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If absolute power corrupts absolutely, where does that leave God?
If computers get too powerful, we can organize them into a committee -- that will do them in.
A state of war only serves as an excuse for domestic tyranny.
I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing trivial.
Subtlety is the art of saying what you think and getting out of the way before it is understood.
Premature optimization is the root of all evil.
Premature optimization is the root of all evil.
Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?
All rights left. All lefts reserved. All reserves removed. All removes right.
Momma always said life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get.
Liberty and democracy become unholy when their hands are dyed red with innocent blood.
The secret of success is to know something nobody else knows.
He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death.
I hear Glenn Hoddle has found God. That must have been one hell of a pass.
Future historians will be able to study at the Jimmy Carter Library, the Gerald Ford Library, the Ronald Reagan Library, and the Bill Clinton Adult Bookstore.
Not even computers will replace committees, because committees buy computers.
War doesn't make boys men, it makes men dead.
There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of bread.
Descended from the apes? Let us hope that it is not true. But if it is, let us pray that it may not become generally known.
Humor is also a way of saying something serious.
The fear of death is the most unjustified of all fears, for there's no risk of accident for someone who's dead.
God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.
Future historians will be able to study at the Jimmy Carter Library, the Gerald Ford Library, the Ronald Reagan Library, and the Bill Clinton Adult Bookstore.
About the use of language: it is impossible to sharpen a pencil with a blunt axe. It is equally vain to try to do it with ten blunt axes instead.
Object-oriented programming is a style of programming designed to teach students about stacks.
Whatever is begun in anger ends in shame.
Gentleman: Knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
There are many kinds of people in the world. Are you one of them?
And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected.
If there is no Hell, a good many preachers are obtaining money under false pretences.
The bureaucracy is expanding to meet the needs of an expanding bureaucracy.
Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit upon his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats.
I don't believe in the after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear.
The competent programmer is fully aware of the limited size of his own skull. He therefore approaches his task with full humility, and avoids clever tricks like the plague.
I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing trivial.
Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens
Humor is just another defense against the universe.
Having the source code is the difference between buying a house and renting an apartment.
It is unbecoming for young men to utter maxims.
Why do grandparents and grandchildren get along so well? They have the same enemy -- the mother.
Everything secret degenerates, even the administration of justice.
Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.
Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes.
My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher.
Behind every great fortune there is a crime.
I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.
Subtlety is the art of saying what you think and getting out of the way before it is understood.
Do illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?
If it wasn't for muscle spasms, I wouldn't get any exercise at all.
Anyone who starts a sentence, 'With all due respect ...' is about to insult you.
Getting an education was a bit like a communicable sexual disease. It made you unsuitable for a lot of jobs and then you had the urge to pass it on.
Learning is what most adults will do for a living in the 21st century.
I admire the Pope. I have a lot of respect for anyone who can tour without an album.
I'm Jewish. I don't work out. If God had wanted us to bend over, He would have put diamonds on the floor.
I'm Jewish. I don't work out. If God had wanted us to bend over, He would have put diamonds on the floor.
I think there is a world market for maybe five computers.
They say such nice things about people at their funerals that it makes me sad that I'm going to miss mine by just a few days.
Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics.
2 + 2 = 5, for extremely large values of 2.
The full use of your powers along lines of excellence.
Incrementing C by 1 is not enough to make a good object-oriented language.
The President has kept all of the promises he intended to keep.
Anyone who starts a sentence, 'With all due respect ...' is about to insult you.
I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forgo their use.
In America, anybody can be president. That's one of the risks you take.
Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit upon his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats.
The worst barbarity of war is that it forces men collectively to commit acts against which individually they would revolt with their whole being.
Devlin's First Law - Buyer beware: in the hands of a charlatan, mathematics can be used to make a vacuous argument look impressive. Devlin's Second Law - So can PowerPoint.
In Germany they first came for the Communists, and I didn't speak up because I wasn't a Communist. Then they came for the Jews, and I didn't speak up because I wasn't a Jew. Then they came for the trade unionists, and I didn't speak up because I wasn't a trade unionist. Then they came for the Catholics, and I didn't speak up because I was a Protestant. Then they came for me - and by that time no one was left to speak up.
Men are not disturbed by things, but the view they take of things.
Not even computers will replace committees, because committees buy computers.
You can get more with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone.
To the Honourable Member opposite I say, when he goes home tonight, may his mother run out from under the porch and bark at him
Barabási's Law of Programming: Program development ends when the program does what you expect it to do whether it is correct or not.
Politically Correct UNIX System VI Release notes
Politically Correct UNIX System VI Release notes
I'm fed up to the ears with old men dreaming up wars for young men to die in.
Programming is like sex: one mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.
Programming is like sex: one mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.
Programming is like sex: one mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.
People who think they know everything greatly annoy those of us who do.
Just because bulldozers are used to build highways doesn't mean bulldozers are the best way to travel on a highway.
An intellectual is someone who has found something more interesting than sex.
How wrong it is for a woman to expect the man to build the world she wants, rather than to create it herself.
If absolute power corrupts absolutely, where does that leave God?
In Germany they first came for the Communists, and I didn't speak up because I wasn't a Communist. Then they came for the Jews, and I didn't speak up because I wasn't a Jew. Then they came for the trade unionists, and I didn't speak up because I wasn't a trade unionist. Then they came for the Catholics, and I didn't speak up because I was a Protestant. Then they came for me - and by that time no one was left to speak up.
There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.
I must confess, I was born at a very early age.
A scholar who cherishes the love of comfort is not fit to be deemed a scholar.
Momma always said life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get.
Early to rise and early to bed. Makes a male healthy, wealthy and dead.
Real life is that big, high-res, high-color screen saver behind all the windows.
Comedy is nothing more than tragedy deferred.
It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.
Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedies.
The difference between pornography and erotica is lighting.
The use of COBOL cripples the mind; its teaching should, therefore, be regarded as a criminal offense.
You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax -- tomorrow you'll be afraid to cough.
The difference between what the most and the least learned people know is inexpressibly trivial in relation to that which is unknown.
Many journalists have fallen for the conspiracy theory of government. I do assure you that they would produce more accurate work if they adhered to the cock-up theory.
Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedies.
Maybe this world is another planet's Hell.
We are not retreating - we are advancing in another Direction.
The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work.
Incrementing C by 1 is not enough to make a good object-oriented language.
Those are my principles. If you don't like them I have others.
Early to rise and early to bed. Makes a male healthy, wealthy and dead.
You can get more with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone.
Everywhere I go I'm asked if I think the university stifles writers. My opinion is that they don't stifle enough of them.
When ideas fail, words come in very handy.
When ideas fail, words come in very handy.
They say such nice things about people at their funerals that it makes me sad that I'm going to miss mine by just a few days.
The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing.
We're going to turn this team around 360 degrees.
In all large corporations, there is a pervasive fear that someone, somewhere is having fun with a computer on company time. Networks help alleviate that fear.
That is the saving grace of humor, if you fail no one is laughing at you.
Humor is a rubber sword - it allows you to make a point without drawing blood.
Programming is one of the most difficult branches of applied mathematics; the poorer mathematicians had better remain pure mathematicians.
Manuscript: something submitted in haste and returned at leisure.
Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?
Pardon him, Theodotus; he is a barbarian, and thinks that the customs of his tribe and island are the laws of nature.
We should leave our minds open, but not so open that our brains fall out.
After every 'victory' you have more enemies.
The backbone of surprise is fusing speed with secrecy.
If you think it's simple, then you have misunderstood the problem.
Tact is the ability to tell a man he has an open mind when he has a hole in his head.
A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree.
Roses are #FF0000 Violets are #0000FF All my base are belong to you!
Talent does what it can; genius does what it must.
I was raised in the Jewish tradition, taught never to marry a Gentile woman, shave on a Saturday night and, most especially, never to shave a Gentile woman on a Saturday night.
One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is terribly important.
Talent does what it can; genius does what it must.
If you need more than five lines to prove something, then you are on the wrong track
I do not fear computers. I fear the lack of them.
I do not fear computers. I fear the lack of them.
You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax -- tomorrow you'll be afraid to cough.
I have spoken many a word, therefore, it is fact.
So I rang up a local building firm, I said 'I want a skip outside my house.' He said 'I'm not stopping you.'
Defining and analyzing humor is a pastime of humorless people.
A friendship founded on business is better than a business founded on friendship.
After every 'victory' you have more enemies.
Not even computers will replace committees, because committees buy computers.
A great many people think they are thinking when they are merely rearranging their prejudices.
Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie!'... 'til you can find a rock.
If you try and take a cat apart to see how it works, the first thing you have in your hands is a non-working cat.
Should array indices start at 0 or 1? My compromise of 0.5 was rejected without, I thought, proper consideration.
If it wasn't for lawyers, we wouldn't need them.
I do not consider it an insult, but rather a compliment to be called an agnostic. I do not pretend to know where many ignorant men are sure -- that is all that agnosticism means.
My neighbour asked if he could use my lawnmower and I told him of course he could, so long as he didn't take it out of my garden.
Not only is there no God, but you try getting a plumber at weekends.
But at my back I always hear Time's winged chariot hurrying near.
The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending, then having the two as close together as possible.
Before the war is ended, the war party assumes the divine right to denounce and silence all opposition to war as unpatriotic and cowardly.
There are some experiences in life which should not be demanded twice from any man, and one of them is listening to the Brahms Requiem.
Getting an education was a bit like a communicable sexual disease. It made you unsuitable for a lot of jobs and then you had the urge to pass it on.
The problem with people who have no vices is that generally you can be pretty sure they're going to have some pretty annoying virtues.
Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you.
Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you.
Once is happenstance. Twice is coincidence. Three times is enemy action.
It's not that I'm afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens.
Early to rise, Early to bed, Makes a man healthy but socially dead.
Let him who takes the Plunge remember to return it by Tuesday.
Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you.
The worst barbarity of war is that it forces men collectively to commit acts against which individually they would revolt with their whole being.
We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture.
Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.
From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.
Life would be so much easier if we could just see the source code.
If it wasn't for C, we'd be writing programs in BASI, PASAL, and OBOL.
Devlin's First Law - Buyer beware: in the hands of a charlatan, mathematics can be used to make a vacuous argument look impressive. Devlin's Second Law - So can PowerPoint.
All rights left. All lefts reserved. All reserves removed. All removes right.
The full use of your powers along lines of excellence.
Gravity cannot be held responsible for people falling in love.
Imagine if every Thursday your shoes exploded if you tied them the usual way. This happens to us all the time with computers, and nobody thinks of complaining.
Modern capitalism is not about free markets, it is about building sufficient mass that the market gravitationally collapses around you.
When you have to kill a man, it costs nothing to be polite.
Invading Iraq after 9/11 was like invading Mexico after Pearl Harbor.