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Am I lightheaded because I'm not dead or because I'm still alive?
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Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent.
Deliver yesterday, code today, think tomorrow.
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If you think it's simple, then you have misunderstood the problem.
The covers of this book are too far apart.
A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls.
The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds, and the pessimist fears this is true.
Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes?
Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes?
A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.
Nothing is wrong with California that a rise in the ocean level wouldn't cure.
The wireless music box has no imaginable commercial value. Who would pay for a message sent to nobody in particular?
Success usually comes to those who are too busy to be looking for it
The opposite of a correct statement is a false statement. The opposite of a profound truth may well be another profound truth.
Heav'n hath no rage like love to hatred turn'd, Nor Hell a fury, like a woman scorn'd.
Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.
Sex is like air. It's only a big deal if you can't get any.
Sex is like air. It's only a big deal if you can't get any.
Total absence of humor renders life impossible.
C makes it easy to shoot yourself in the foot; C++ makes it harder, but when you do, it blows away your whole leg.
Inanimate objects can be classified scientifically into three major categories; those that don't work, those that break down and those that get lost.
Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.
It's strange, isn't it. You stand in the middle of a library and go 'aaaaagghhhh' and everyone just stares at you. But you do the same thing on an aeroplane, and everyone joins in.
No one can earn a million dollars honestly.
I hate those men who would send into war youth to fight and die for them; the pride and cowardice of those old men, making their wars that boys must die.
I must confess, I was born at a very early age.
Patriotism means to stand by the country. It does not mean to stand by the president or any other public official...
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Copy from one, it's plagiarism; copy from two, it's research.
It was the experience of mystery -- even if mixed with fear -- that engendered religion.
Beware of computer programmers that carry screwdrivers.
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Good people do not need laws to tell them to act responsibly, while bad people will find a way around the laws.
A people that values its privileges above its principles soon loses both.
We should leave our minds open, but not so open that our brains fall out.
The study of non-linear physics is like the study of non-elephant biology.
If Tyranny and Oppression come to this land, it will be in the guise of fighting a foreign enemy.
If Tyranny and Oppression come to this land, it will be in the guise of fighting a foreign enemy.
Cholesterol is your natural defence against excessive circulation of blood, which can carry venoms, poisons and other toxins around your body.
A state of war only serves as an excuse for domestic tyranny.
Louis Pasteur's theory of germs is ridiculous fiction.
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A fast word about oral contraception. I asked a girl to go to bed with me, she said 'no'.
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Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.
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Humor is a rubber sword - it allows you to make a point without drawing blood.
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The first half of our life is ruined by our parents and the second half by our children.
Programming is like sex: one mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.
I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
What is morally wrong can never be advantageous, even when it enables you to make some gain that you believe to be to your advantage.
The fear of death is the most unjustified of all fears, for there's no risk of accident for someone who's dead.
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Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you.
I have often regretted my speech, never my silence.
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After every 'victory' you have more enemies.
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We must all hear the universal call to like your neighbor like you like to be liked yourself.
A child of five could understand this. Fetch me a child of five.
Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off.
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Either he's dead or my watch has stopped.
My neighbour asked if he could use my lawnmower and I told him of course he could, so long as he didn't take it out of my garden.
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I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.
We must all hear the universal call to like your neighbor like you like to be liked yourself.
My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher.
When you've seen one non-sequitur, the price of tea in China.
When you do the common things in life in an uncommon way, you will command the attention of the world.
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Where humor is concerned there are no standards - no one can say what is good or bad, although you can be sure that everyone will.
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If you give a man a fish, he will eat for today. If you teach him to fish, he'll understand why some people think golf is exciting.
I have yet to meet a C compiler that is more friendly and easier to use than eating soup with a knife.
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Not only is there no God, but you try getting a plumber at weekends.
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It's the liberal bias. The press is liberally biased to the right.
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Moral indignation is jealousy with a halo.
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Good people do not need laws to tell them to act responsibly, while bad people will find a way around the laws.
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It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid.
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Politicians are like diapers. They should be changed often, and for the same reason.
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If there is no Hell, a good many preachers are obtaining money under false pretences.
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In this world, nothing is certain but death and taxes.
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There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.
Blessed is the man, who having nothing to say, abstains from giving wordy evidence of the fact.
Egotist: a person more interested in himself than in me.
Programming is one of the most difficult branches of applied mathematics; the poorer mathematicians had better remain pure mathematicians.
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Devlin's First Law - Buyer beware: in the hands of a charlatan, mathematics can be used to make a vacuous argument look impressive. Devlin's Second Law - So can PowerPoint.
The covers of this book are too far apart.
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University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small.
If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?
Do illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?
The graveyards are full of indispensable men.
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A good sermon should be like a woman's skirt: short enough to arouse interest but long enough to cover the essentials.
We are Dyslexia of Borg. Fusistance is retile. Your ass will be laminated.
It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating.
Men have become the tools of their tools.
You cannot depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
Manuscript: something submitted in haste and returned at leisure.
Manuscript: something submitted in haste and returned at leisure.
Devlin's First Law - Buyer beware: in the hands of a charlatan, mathematics can be used to make a vacuous argument look impressive. Devlin's Second Law - So can PowerPoint.
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I don't know anything about music. In my line you don't have to.
I do not fear computers. I fear the lack of them.
All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it is accepted as being self-evident.
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A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.
Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped.
The purpose of computing is not numbers but insight.
My neighbour asked if he could use my lawnmower and I told him of course he could, so long as he didn't take it out of my garden.
Did you ever walk in a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives.
Basically, I no longer work for anything but the sensation I have while working.
Experience is what you get when you were expecting something else.
Three o'clock is always too late or too early for anything you want to do.
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Look at you in war. There has never been a just one, never an honorable one, on the part of the instigator of the war.
All sorts of computer errors are now turning up. You'd be surprised to know the number of doctors who claim they are treating pregnant men.
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Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent.
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Be nice to people on your way up because you meet them on your way down.
Always do right- this will gratify some and astonish the rest.
I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forgo their use.
If Al Gore invented the Internet, I invented spell check.
Humor is always based on a modicum of truth. Have you ever heard a joke about a father-in-law?
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People who think they know everything greatly annoy those of us who do.
An inconvenience is only an adventure wrongly considered; an adventure is an inconvenience rightly considered.
God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.
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Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
Imagine if every Thursday your shoes exploded if you tied them the usual way. This happens to us all the time with computers, and nobody thinks of complaining.
As the post said, 'Only God can make a tree,' probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on.
I don't believe in the after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear.
We don't make mistakes, we just have happy little accidents.
Sometimes when reading Goethe I have the paralyzing suspicion that he is trying to be funny.
Ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you, but when you take him in a car he sticks his head out the window?
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I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.
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To err is human -- and to blame it on a computer is even more so.
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To err is human -- and to blame it on a computer is even more so.
Moral indignation is jealousy with a halo.
Minsky's Second Law: Don't just do something. Stand there.
If I held you any closer I would be on the other side of you.
Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
If it wasn't for muscle spasms, I wouldn't get any exercise at all.
Manuscript: something submitted in haste and returned at leisure.
Humor is always based on a modicum of truth. Have you ever heard a joke about a father-in-law?
A radioactive cat has eighteen half-lives.
If you take something apart and put it back together again enough times, you will eventually have enough parts left over to build a second one.
It is now possible for a flight attendant to get a pilot pregnant.
They have computers, and they may have other weapons of mass destruction.
I know that there are people in this world who do not love their fellow human beings, and I hate people like that.
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Anyone who considers arithmetical methods of producing random digits is, of course, in a state of sin.
Three o'clock is always too late or too early for anything you want to do.
I have often regretted my speech, never my silence.
Some editors are failed writers, but so are most writers.
Our government has kept us in a perpetual state of fear - kept us in a continuous stampede of patriotic fervor - with the cry of grave national emergency.
All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it is accepted as being self-evident.
The difference between 'involvement' and 'commitment' is like an eggs-and-ham breakfast: the chicken was 'involved' - the pig was 'committed'.
All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it is accepted as being self-evident.
Everything that can be invented has been invented.
If electricity comes from electrons, does that mean that morality comes from morons?
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If you put tomfoolery into a computer, nothing comes out of it but tomfoolery. But this tomfoolery, having passed through a very expensive machine, is somehow enobled and no-one dares criticize it.
Whether you think that you can, or that you can't, you are usually right.
If you can read this you're not aiming in the right direction.
I must confess, I was born at a very early age.
I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them.
The only one listening to both sides of an argument is the neighbor in the next apartment
Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has not heart; and any man who is over 30, and is not a conservative, has no brains.
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The world is a tragedy to those who feel, but a comedy to those who think.
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It has become appallingly obvious that our technology has exceeded our humanity.
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Whatever is begun in anger ends in shame.
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